Render Unto Tebow

Posted by Barry Strauss under on March 27, 2012

I found the former Dictator-in-Perpetuity of Rome glued to a computer screen. Watching You Tube.

“Hail, Caesar. Are you watching a report of today’s arguments at the Supreme Court?” I figured that a politician like Caesar would find the Obamacare case riveting.

“No. I’m watching a tape of Tim Tebow’s first press conference as a New York Jet.”

“Tebow? The football player?”

“The same.”

“But he’s just an athlete, and a mediocre one at that. Tebow’s all media hype. He’s just the second-string quarterback for the Jets.”

“My boy,” said Caesar, “you have understood nothing.”

“Oh? Do tell.”

“When I put on great gladiatorial games, as I often did, I paid careful attention to detail. I didn’t leave novice gladiators to be trained by run-of-the-mill instructors in the schools. I actually got Roman Senators who were skilled at arms to teach them the art of fighting one-on-one, in their own homes. I went to the trouble of writing individual letters to the Senators to get them on board.”

“Wow,” I said. “All for gladiators.”

“Politics is entertainment, my boy, and entertainment is politics.”

“So, Senator Tebow?” I asked.

The dictator smiled.

Barry Strauss’s new book, Masters of Command: Alexander, Hannibal, Caesar, and the Genius of Leadership, will be published in May (Simon & Schuster).

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